Sunday, November 16, 2008

More Whining....

Hey Pups!

This have been really awful around here lately. Mom's been sick for a few days which meant all she did was sleep and not give us extra attention. I rained most of Friday and Saturday and we even had a tornado watch yesterday. Dad's leaving again for another business trip tomorrow. The exterminator is coming tomorrow morning to "take care of the ants."

Worst of all, I am not being treating fairly in MY KINGDOM! The first evidence I have of this is the following picture...Can you believe all this princess junk in MY food dish???? And the biped left it there all day! I mean, did the little biped think my food dish made a good throne for Cinderella???
The next situation is the one I find extremely disturbing. Canyon and Meadow got into a fight yet again over something stupid. To not go into tomany details, Mom figured out what caused it again and the humans are working to help Canyon and Meadow to behave better. Mom told me I'm the good one and I don't need to learn anything else. Well, one of the new routines is that Canyon and Meadow have to be in a "down" at food time or in their crates. We were practicing the down, stay which Canyon and I know, but Meadow still needs to learn this. I kept getting distracted by the TV and other thoughts...Khyra, Holly, Storms, Ammy, Eva, Meeshka, Frankie Girl...and all of a sudden I heard dad say "put Sky in his crate if he's not going to listen"
WHAT?????? Are you kidding me??? Me, the King of Huskies, does NOT get crated. This is an abomination! I haven't been crated since I was a puppy. I've earned my place out of the crate by being trustworthy in the house. I made it difficult for mom to get me in there by dragging my feet. She had to slide me across the floor. I wasn't going in without a fight. They gave me some crap about making an example out of me. What? An example of torture???I was secrectly plotting my escape. I was thinking that pin could have been slid out with my tongue...Then I just laid down and gave mom my best cranky face. You know what she did??? She laughed at me. Apparently there was something funny in the fact that I laid diagonal across the crate and put my tail up in the air in the corner. She even called dad over so he could laugh at me too. She tried to cover it up by saying she was laughing because I was cute. Yeah, right, whatever Mom!

I am so NOT amused with this situation. I have awards to accept, but quite frankly I am just not in the mood to do that tonight!

Kisses, KING Sky boy

17 woo woos:

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

KSB -

Khome HERE!

We have a khrate but it is good shelf fur things - kinda like the Little Biped's Princess thingies on your food holder!

Hugz&Khysses,
MFT
PeeEssWoo: Tank woo fur inkhluding ME in the list of all those other beaWOOOOOOties!

Tracey and Huffle said...

Oh poor Sky! We don't have a crate at my house so if you promise not to chase me (you can chase poo-face Salvador though), you can come and stay with me. Mum is also a good treat dispenser, and if you hear the fridge being opened and run over there, you usually get ham.

Huffle Mawson, Honorary Husky and Explorer Cat

Lacy said...

w00f's Sky, me cant believe they iz being so mean to u...embarressing u like dat...ya think canyon upset cause he not the puppy anymore, meadow is..and the little biped, thats the bestest thing she can do fur u..she picked ur food bowl fur her throne..

b safe,
~rocky~

Simcha said...

well being that we can't give them the middle finger...

or is it more like "talk to the tail..."


Howling!

Poor Sky boy! I'll send you a get out of jail free card.

Simcha

Princess Eva and Brice said...

KSB,
I am embarrassed to admit that my sister likes to take naps in her crate....but they never shut the door. I do get time outs in my crate for many reasons including not listening...usually because I'm busy thinking about girls too.

Brice

The Brat Pack said...

That's just wrong. -Bear

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Shall we make picket signs and call out the Ao4 Army to march for you? This is sooooo unfair that we can't even type. We're so sad for you, Sky. :(

The Army of Four said...

This is an abomination! Shall I rally the Troopers in the Ao4 to bust you out of there!? Just say the word, Sky!
Tail wags,
Storms
PS: Ammy and I are flattered to be two of your "distractions"! :)

Amici said...

Oh poor Skye. At least you made the humans laugh instead of staying mad at you. Besides, how could they stay mad at such a handsome boy. :)

Cyber-sibes said...

Sad woos for you Sky Boy, that is SO not right.

Woos & a-roos,
Star & Jack a-roo

River said...

Totally wrong! I would protest loudly!

love & wags,
River

Gucci said...

Maybe they were laughing because they realized how stoopid they were to put a regal fella like you in the crate. Kinda like, "ahahaha duh! we are stooopid hoomans! haahaha!!"

Hope you make your escape soon!

xxxoo.
gucci.

The OP Pack said...

We are so sorry for your woes, KSB. We have crates here but the doors are always open. Once in a while, if we get a yummy bone or bullystick, Mom closes the doors but that's OK, we can enjoy our treats anyway. Hope today is a better day for woo.

Woos and wags, the OP Pack

Pee Ess, the tail-raising was hilarious!!!

Amber-Mae said...

Hey Sky! I can't believe your Mom did that to you. I hate to be crated too. I would put on a fight too! I hope you were allowed out after that.

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

Turbo the Sibe said...

Tis not good to laugh at the King!

Kodak the Eskie said...

I'm so sorry that you got laughed at. I have a kennel too, but the door is usually open so I can come and go as I please.

Hugs, Kodak

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

I see that your mom also took pictures as if laughing wasn't bad enough. That's horrible and I think you should chew up the princess toys.

Steve