Do you think if I could hypnotize the fish to make them jump out of the tank and into my frying pan? I bet they would be yummy with some lemon, butter, and garlic! Yes, I know they're little, but it would make for a nice snack before dinner.
What's that, these are the Little Biped's fish? She's named them? You say they're names are Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Daisy, and the baby fish is Veronica? You want me to not eat them?
Hmmph... well OK... I guess... Yes, I'll just look... Mom, can you go the store and buy some salmon?