Friday, April 11, 2008

No Bed Privileges

I've lost my bed privileges tonight. Normally, when Dad is away, I sleep stretched out in his spot. When he's home, I sleep on Mom's feet. It's raining here tonight, so it's a teensy bit muddy out. Sky and I went outside when Dad took laundry downstairs (we think whenever someone is going to the basement, we get to head out the backdoor from the walk-out basement to the dog yard). Sky was really mean to me. He attacked me and rolled me in the dirt. When we came in, Dad made us both sit and stay while he got one of the old towels from the closet to wipe our feet. I had mud on my feet, legs, belly and back because that big meany, Sky, rolled me around in the MUD. When we came back upstairs Dad told Mom: "Dirty dog lost his bed privileges for the night." So, now, I'm dictating to Dad while laying by the door to the garage (that's where the steps go to the basement), hoping that I can go back out in the rain to try to get the dirt washed off so that I'll be clean. Surely, Mom and Dad will let me get in the bed once I'm clean; what bipeds wouldn't want a wet dog in bed with them? If I don't convince them I'll just wait until they fall asleep then pounce on the bed to take my spot! Oh no, got to go, Sky's coming and he looks like he wants to hurt me again. ECHO, Siberian at Law, I NEED YOUR HELP!

Puppy slurps, Canyon...

... I don't want to hurt him - I just wanted to chase that stupid mutt away from the computer so I could tell you why he deserved to get knocked down and rolled in the mud. When you are as stupid as he is, you deserve to be punished and lose some privileges and I'm just the dog to open a can of whoop-a** on him. Mom came home from work early today so he thought he was in trouble. He got all guilty looking, ears back, tail tucked between his legs, and rolled over on his back submissively, causing Mom to spend 10 minutes walking around the house looking for whatever it was that Canyon broke, destroyed, mutilated, tipped over or chewed up. Of course she found nothing, because he had done nothing. But, he's too stupid to realize he didn't do anything wrong. Because of this, Mom ended up getting started on her rose bush trimming 10 minutes later than she planned. This is why Canyon deserved to get what he got.

Kisses, Sky...

... Okay, it's the referee's turn. I didn't see any of it happen. When Mom came home from work, I was asleep on my throne. When they went outside; I was asleep on my throne; but it's my job as referee to determine who wins the fight. Sky wins because Canyon is annoying. Off to the closet I's thunderstorming!

Woo woo, Kelsey Ann

21 woo woos:

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Poor Khanyon!

There have been too many pups unjustly akhkhused of 'things' this week!!

I'm sure Ekhho will help save you!!!


Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

If anypup can help you, Canyon, it's Echo! He's the best. When he wins your case, you'll have to be in the next commercial!


Asta said...

I hope the thundewing doesn't upset you too much! I think it's not faiw not to be able to be on the bed just cause you get wet ow's not like we'we wesponsible fow the weathew
smoochie kisses

Simba said...

You don't look guilty unless you have a reason, all dogs know that. I have never lost my right to sleep on the humans bed, I never knew it could happen. I'm worried now.

Simba xx

Katherine and Pippa said...

Poor Canyon, he is cute you know.

I guess all bros do a bit of rough and tumble sometimes.

I hope the thunder goes away quickly for you.

Love Pippa

Shmoo said...

Look on the bright side... at least you weren't forced to wear a t-shirt last night during the thunderstorms!

I did get muddy feet and the human woman let me on the bed where I left a nice mud spot for her to lay in.
I have no idea what is wrong with your humans if they don't mind laying in muddy prints.


The Army of Four said...

I can't wait for Turbo to be elected; he's going to outlaw thunderstorms!
Tail wags,

Lacy said...

woofies and burfs...sooo dats the meanin of sibelin rivalry..rocky says my brudder bear not like me either he trys to eat me..and we dont c y we cant sleep on da bet when we wet, its like a biggg ole towel..

b safe,
bear and
angel lacylulu ;)

Shelby said...
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Peanut said...

Sleeping is the best way to deal with most everything.

Kathryn and Ari said...

Wow. You guys are very busy dogs. Try to be good--or no one will get to sleep on the human bed!

Good luck!!

The Daily Echo said...

Canyon - I'm preparing your defense now! I have some mud law cases to review. My secretary was going to take dictation tonight but she burnt her finger and can't type well. It's hard to get reliable help these days!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Poor Canyon. I can empathize with you. I get blamed for things that aren't my fault too.

Jan's Funny Farm

Holly said...

Not fair!!! You should always be allowed on the bed, no matter what! Especially during storms when we need to comfort our humans!


Tasha & Eva said...

No bed privledges? How inhumane can you get? Humans should be happy with our presence in their bed no matter the condition of our fluff. Canyon, you might have to employ Echo, Siberian at Law to fight your case! Belly Rubs, Tasha & Eva.

The Husky in the Window said...

But it was not your fault!!! Echo has to do something in your defense. Do you need character witnesses? We know you were set up.
Husky Hugs, MayaMarie

Tucker said...

There may be some precedents in oil law that could be used.

One of the pack said...


We'll help you with your plaintiff's petition! Rosemary says her bed is always available for a fellow huskador! We think you definitely have a gross negligence claim against the male human. And a civil assault and battery claim against your brother.

Think happy thoughts.

Forget Sit and Stay Gang

Turbo the Sibe said...


-The Mullin Clan's Mommy- said...

Poor Canyon! Don'ts worry - Echo, Sibe-at-Law, just gots to help you. That is so unfair!

-Cosmos & Juneau-

The Brat Pack said...

Don't worry, with Echo in your corner you can't go wrong!