Thursday, April 17, 2008

ECHO's Ruling!

Hey Pups!

ECHO, Siberian-at-Law, has reviewed my case, Canyon vs. Mom and Dad.

Settlement stipulation #1: "Canyon will have exclusive use of aforementioned bed for one entire night."

Well, so far that hasn't happened yet!

#2: "Mom & Dad will be issued a suspended sentence of one night sleeping on the floor by the door to the garage. They will be observed for the period no less than one week and will report to the short, cute biped for daily evaluations. As a further stipulation to this recommendation, it will be noted that no food items (cookies, candy, cake) or toys can be offered to persuade evaluator for a favorable report. This would be considered a violation of their probation which will immediately revoke their suspended sentence and will result in a night by the door to the garage....on the floor."

Seeing as Dad is in Mississippi this week, this hasn't happened either.

This is the little biped's daily report: "Canyon is nice, Sky is nice, Mommy is nice and Kelsey is bad".....She speaks the whole truth!

#3: "Furthermore, due to the findings of assault for perpetrator known as "Sky", we recommend he attend one day of anger management counseling."

A picture from Sky's Anger Management Course led by the little biped...

One satisfied customer!

#4: "In addition, in an effort to avoid Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome - Canyon will be given one extra biscuit twice daily for the period of 30 days."

Hmm......Mom skipped this one last night when she read ECHO's ruling last night! I'm off to get my double dose of treats.

Puppy slurps, Canyon (ECHO, as payment I will be clawing mom into baking you some homemade biscuits!)

Pee Ess: Kelsey Ann wanted me to let everypup know she has a new weekly feature she's working on right now. It will start this Sunday, so STAY TUNED!

17 woo woos:

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

We SOOOOO knew justice would be served AND that WOO would be served EXTRA snakhks!

If I'm ever on the wrong side of the law - perhaps arrested at a politikhal thingie - I'll be khlawing Ekhho S.A.L.!!


Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

PeeEss -

I'm SOOOO looking furward to KA's new feature!


Holly said...

Hmmm, not sure about that judgement, I think everydog deserves extra cookies!!!

Can't wait for your weekly feature!!


Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

Your parents better watch out. They shouldn't be ignoring Echo like that!


Lacy said...

woofies and burfs, hmmm KA, did da little biped really say u wuz bad...

b safe,
bear and
angel lacylulu ;)

Simba said...

The little human has spoken. It must be true.

Simba xx

The Daily Echo said...

We suspect if you remind Mom about those extra biscuits you'll be good to go. She doesn't strike us as being the type to ignore authority and become a repeat offender. We hope Sky is a reformed pup and will be nicer now. We can't wait to see the Queen's new feature!

Ferndoggle said...

I think Sky & both need anger management classes. I've been doing well picking fights with Sherman OR Penny for two weeks.


The Army of Four said...

I think EVERYpuppy should get extra cookies! That includes us, too. :)

Thunder, Stormy and the yappitizers. said...

Woos Canyon! We are glad Echo saw to take your khase and help woo out. Khongratulations!
We are looking forward to reading all about KA also!

Woos, wags & wuv,
Thunder & Stormy

Indy said...

Uh oh, if your humans don't follow Echo's ruling, you may have to contact Meeshka, Attorney at Claw!

Thor said...

Oh, boy, if your pawrents don't follow Echo's ruling, you could also appeal to Tubey. With him and our queen backing up Echo, your pawrents will be in BIG TROUBLE!!


Katherine and Pippa said...

I don't understand. kelsey is not bad she is lovely.
pippa xx

Peanut said...

Oh echo is going to lay the smackdown on your parents if they don't listen.

Kathryn and Ari said...

Wow--the little biped has the succinct wisdom of a zen philosopher.

We really loved reading Echo's ruling: it seemed both just and fair. Tell Dad justice is blind and must be obeyed.

Sitka and Tia's BLAWG! said...

Oh everypup should get cookies! Stay on the mom and make sure she gives cookies as she is instructed to!

Tucker said...

Wow. Has it been a whole week since I came to visit? I'm sorry!

I hope everything worked out with that ruling. Did the humans sign an agreement to binding arbitration?