Hey Pups!
ECHO, Siberian-at-Law, has reviewed my case, Canyon vs. Mom and Dad.
Settlement stipulation #1: "Canyon will have exclusive use of aforementioned bed for one entire night."
Well, so far that hasn't happened yet!
#2: "Mom & Dad will be issued a suspended sentence of one night sleeping on the floor by the door to the garage. They will be observed for the period no less than one week and will report to the short, cute biped for daily evaluations. As a further stipulation to this recommendation, it will be noted that no food items (cookies, candy, cake) or toys can be offered to persuade evaluator for a favorable report. This would be considered a violation of their probation which will immediately revoke their suspended sentence and will result in a night by the door to the garage....on the floor."
Seeing as Dad is in Mississippi this week, this hasn't happened either.
This is the little biped's daily report: "Canyon is nice, Sky is nice, Mommy is nice and Kelsey is bad".....She speaks the whole truth!
#3: "Furthermore, due to the findings of assault for perpetrator known as "Sky", we recommend he attend one day of anger management counseling."
A picture from Sky's Anger Management Course led by the little biped...
One satisfied customer!
#4: "In addition, in an effort to avoid Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome - Canyon will be given one extra biscuit twice daily for the period of 30 days."
Puppy slurps, Canyon (ECHO, as payment I will be clawing mom into baking you some homemade biscuits!)
Pee Ess: Kelsey Ann wanted me to let everypup know she has a new weekly feature she's working on right now. It will start this Sunday, so STAY TUNED!
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17 woo woos:
We SOOOOO knew justice would be served AND that WOO would be served EXTRA snakhks!
If I'm ever on the wrong side of the law - perhaps arrested at a politikhal thingie - I'll be khlawing Ekhho S.A.L.!!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEss -
I'm SOOOO looking furward to KA's new feature!
Woo!
Hmmm, not sure about that judgement, I think everydog deserves extra cookies!!!
Can't wait for your weekly feature!!
Holly
Your parents better watch out. They shouldn't be ignoring Echo like that!
Steve
woofies and burfs, hmmm KA, did da little biped really say u wuz bad...
b safe,
rocky
bear and
angel lacylulu ;)
The little human has spoken. It must be true.
Simba xx
We suspect if you remind Mom about those extra biscuits you'll be good to go. She doesn't strike us as being the type to ignore authority and become a repeat offender. We hope Sky is a reformed pup and will be nicer now. We can't wait to see the Queen's new feature!
ECHO
I think Sky & both need anger management classes. I've been doing well though...no picking fights with Sherman OR Penny for two weeks.
Lola
I think EVERYpuppy should get extra cookies! That includes us, too. :)
Love,
Ammy
Woos Canyon! We are glad Echo saw to take your khase and help woo out. Khongratulations!
We are looking forward to reading all about KA also!
Woos, wags & wuv,
Thunder & Stormy
Uh oh, if your humans don't follow Echo's ruling, you may have to contact Meeshka, Attorney at Claw!
Oh, boy, if your pawrents don't follow Echo's ruling, you could also appeal to Tubey. With him and our queen backing up Echo, your pawrents will be in BIG TROUBLE!!
Woos,
Thor
I don't understand. kelsey is not bad she is lovely.
pippa xx
Oh echo is going to lay the smackdown on your parents if they don't listen.
Wow--the little biped has the succinct wisdom of a zen philosopher.
We really loved reading Echo's ruling: it seemed both just and fair. Tell Dad justice is blind and must be obeyed.
Oh everypup should get cookies! Stay on the mom and make sure she gives cookies as she is instructed to!
Hugs,
Sitka
Wow. Has it been a whole week since I came to visit? I'm sorry!
I hope everything worked out with that ruling. Did the humans sign an agreement to binding arbitration?
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