ECHO, Siberian-at-Law, has reviewed my case, Canyon vs. Mom and Dad.
Settlement stipulation #1: "Canyon will have exclusive use of aforementioned bed for one entire night."
Well, so far that hasn't happened yet!
#2: "Mom & Dad will be issued a suspended sentence of one night sleeping on the floor by the door to the garage. They will be observed for the period no less than one week and will report to the short, cute biped for daily evaluations. As a further stipulation to this recommendation, it will be noted that no food items (cookies, candy, cake) or toys can be offered to persuade evaluator for a favorable report. This would be considered a violation of their probation which will immediately revoke their suspended sentence and will result in a night by the door to the garage....on the floor."
Seeing as Dad is in Mississippi this week, this hasn't happened either.
This is the little biped's daily report: "Canyon is nice, Sky is nice, Mommy is nice and Kelsey is bad".....She speaks the whole truth!
#3: "Furthermore, due to the findings of assault for perpetrator known as "Sky", we recommend he attend one day of anger management counseling."
A picture from Sky's Anger Management Course led by the little biped...
One satisfied customer!
Hmm......Mom skipped this one last night when she read ECHO's ruling last night! I'm off to get my double dose of treats.
#4: "In addition, in an effort to avoid Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome - Canyon will be given one extra biscuit twice daily for the period of 30 days."
Puppy slurps, Canyon (ECHO, as payment I will be clawing mom into baking you some homemade biscuits!)
Pee Ess: Kelsey Ann wanted me to let everypup know she has a new weekly feature she's working on right now. It will start this Sunday, so STAY TUNED!