Thursday, September 27, 2007

It's Not Fair!

Hi Everydoggy, it's me Canyon, and despite what the "Queen" says, I AM NOT ANNOYING. I think Kelsey played a very mean trick on me last night. One of my front elbows is missing some fur from me laying in my crate during the day. I think Kelsey injured me last night without me noticing. Mom noticed my elbow was bleeding and I had been licking at it. It couldn't have been the licking that made it bleed so it had to be the Queen's fault.

This is what my elbow looked like. It hurts!!!!!Owwwweeeee!!!!!
This was the first torture device mom used on me. Kelsey thought mom would enjoy using her pet first aid skills and had mom get out the gauze, antibiotic cream, and the blue vet wrap. It felt really funny and ended up sliding down my leg.....the thing about vet wrap is it works well because it doesn't stick to fur.
This is me looking very upset and worried for what is going to happen next. (Notice my left ear is tucked back??)
I couldn't even believe what was about to happen next. Mom put that stupid lampshade thing on my neck. Oh, the embarrassment!!!! (This is me trying to take it off)
Don't I look excited to wear this??? Yeah, right!!! Mom made me wear it all night so I wouldn't lick my leg. I made good and sure this morning that I left my leg alone so I didn't have to wear the collar in my crate today too.

Ok, don't believe a thing the annoying one has been telling you. I spent most of the night last night in the closet and again tonight. I am not responsible for the annoying one's injuries. I would say I need to hire a doggy lawyer but I know that he doesn't have a "leg" to stand on in this matter. I have a little biped to verify my whereabouts during the afore mentioned events. The stupid thunderstorms had me in the closet and everydoggy knows that's where I spend my time during thunderstorms. So, this proves my innocence in the bloody elbow incident.

Woo woo, Kelsey Ann
(innocent until proven guilty)

BTW, Please check out
Echo's and Magmum's blogs for info on two very special husky "brothers" that MaPaw Siberian Husky Rescue has available for adoption. We would really like to find them furever homes before Christmas.

11 woo woos:

Tucker said...

Hi Canyon! I'm sorry about your el-boo-boo!

Sometimes Human Assistant uses sticky tape to keep a bandage on our legs. We don't bump into each other and start fights, but it's not so fun when he peels it off.

It looks kinda owie - be careful with it!

Tasha & Eva said...

Poor Canyon! We hate it when we have to have a bandage. And there is absolutely nothing worse than the lampshade collar! We hope you're well on the way to healing. Belly Rubs, Tasha & Eva.

Tasha & Eva said...

We just tried to sign your guest book and it wouldn't upload our picture. If you could take off what did upload we will try again later. Thanks! Tasha & Eva.
P.S. We added you to our links. We hop thats OK.

The Daily Echo said...

Ouch! Poor you! And that lapshade...well....need I say more? What a bummer having a Mom who teaches pet first aid. I'm thinking you may need a doggieguard. Magnum would be impressive but I hear he just looks the part. How bout Conan & Moose? Thanks for the link to Rocky & Buck. We're working real hard to get them a home real soon!
ECHO

Ferndoggle said...

Two words...Bag Balm. Mom slathers it all over my itchy spots. Then she plays with me so I don't lick it off.

I saw one of those lampshade thingamajigs in our closet but it didn't know THAT was was it was for! Poor Canyon. And I know you're not annoying...neither am I :o).

The Husky in the Window said...

Oh my gosh! I have to come help you get out of that! And the Queen is laughing it up. Oh he and Missy think they are royaly b/c they are older. Hmmm
Hope your elbow gets better.
Husky Hugs,MayaMarie

Sophie Brador said...

On no C, you have a boo boo! How are your woo woo skills? You and Kelsey could maybe bond over your background howling action of my new band.

Katherine and Pippa, said...

Oh, I bite my fur sometimes. Are you sure it wasn't you? I can't imagine Queen Kelsey would have done it.

But I hope you get better very soon.

Pippa

The Army of Four said...

Canyon! oh, owie, owie! I hope your elbow gets better REAL fast! I am so sorry about the lampshade you have to wear.
We are sending our best wishes to Rocky & Buck! We hope they find a furever home very soon!
Love,
Amber

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

I totally believe you, Kelsey Ann. Brothers always try to pin things on us girls.

Kat

Pacco de Mongrel said...

OUCH!

it must be painful...