The Annoying One got in Trouble today, so, I spent the rest of the afternoon rubbing it in.
Everydoggy and all the bipeds were in the living room watching Spirit, a movie about a horse, this afternoon. The Little Biped went to her play room to get a toy. Apparently, its really hard for the small bipeds to sit still for too long. She got back there and yelled "Can-yay, hum!" (Translation - "Canyon, come!") Canyon got up to see what his girl wanted. A moment later, she came back crying and saying "Mommy, Daddy, Can-yay pee my doggy." Mom and Dad went back to the play room and found Canyon with his ears back, his tail between his legs, pee on Rock, and a puddle on the floor. If you don't remember Rock, here's a picture of him acting as the dummy for the pet first aid demonstration that Meeshka's human and my mom did at the Hike N Howl. Rock does really well at playing the dummy. I'm pretty sure that he must be a dummy because if I had been peed on, I wouldn't have taken it without retaliation.
Mom and Dad got really mad and yelled at him for a few minutes. Dad dragged him outside while Mom cleaned up his mess and gave Rock a bath. I have now spent the last five hours making fun of the Annoying One because he got in trouble. Now, I am getting tired, so I thought I should share with all of you so that you could help me with this.
Woo-woo, Kelsey Ann
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Naughty naughty. Hope Rock is clean and nice smelling now.
Oooh - No peeing on stuff! Mom's watching us verrrry closely. She bought two magic carpets (more on that coming soon)to go on her new wood floor and she's afraid one of us is gonna pee on them. I don't know WHY she would ever think THAT!
ECHO
Ooops. I'm sure he didn't do it on purpose! Is your little biped OK? Hope she isn't too upset!
Play bows,
Zim
oh poor Canyon, I am sure he could not help it.
Sometimes when dogs visit my house they try to pee......Jeannie bought some special spray in Pet Smart which stops 'em from doing it again. Its harmless and it worked!
Hope all is ok now!
love and licks, Marvin xxxxxxx
Oh my - no little biped likes a peed on dummy dog...unless they pee on it themselves, I guess. Way to go for making fun of him!
Marls
Ohh no poor lil biped. Bad Canyon, Tristin is always chewing up our mommmys bipeds toys. No Im not innocent either but he does it daily. Bad boys! I hope she isnt too upset and that your mommy can clean up Rock.
Love & Licks,
Quincy & Tristin
P.S. Dad wants to know who's demonstrating mouth-to-mouth on Rock at the next class??
ECHO
hahah...is that dummy really him??
cute...
Canyon, little buddy, I know you're humiliated at being caught.
Even worse, now K.A. and Sky can pee on things when the humans aren't around. And guess who gets blamed?
Here's what you need to do. Pick something you've never done before. Chew up a stuffie, get in the fridge, whatever.
Do it when the humans aren't there! That's important!
When the humans get home act innocent! That's important too! That way they can be suspicious of K.A. and Sky too.
If you don't have the innocent look perfected, find something to do when they get home. Somethinig that will make you look happy and not feeling any guilt.
Do not be chewing a stuffie, getting in the fridge, and so on. This defeats the purpose!
Be outside running and grinning. Or in another room chasing your tail. Or something.
If you can't act happy, then give them something to worry about. Limp. Lick some part of your body over and over again. The good part of this is that even if they think you were naughty, their worry for you will overcome their anger.
Check out Meeshka's blog for more ideas.
Hang in there Canyon, okay? Okay!
I'm sure Canyon didn't mean to do it. Maybe the stuffed Rock looked at him wrong!
-Cosmos-
Yikes!! Maybe Rock taunted Canyon... OR... the pee was planted to make Canyon look guilty!!! ha roo!
Hugs,
Sitka
Whoa, don't pee on stuff! Gross!
Awww, poor Rock! Hee hee on Canyon!
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