Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Landscapin with Biloxi

Hey Y'all,

I figgered it be bout time y'all finally gets to he-ahr from me. This here be Biloxi.

This aftahnoon MyMama was on the pho-un schedulin me to be seein the bone doctah. I gonna go on an see her jooh-lie seventeen. MyMama gonna drop me off in the mornin. Then I get me some x-rays; after that
Ma and Paw be pickin me up and takin me to another foster home for the weekend. But doan't y'all worry ya heads about this none cause it only be for a couplah a days. Then I come back to MyMama and MyDaddy n be stayin wit em for a while longah til my fur-evah home gets found. See I gotta be stayin with someone else for a couplah days since MyMama an MyDaddy an the l'il biped gonna be takin a big ol' aeroplane to some place to see some people bout somethin.

Now, when MyMama be on the pho-un with that vee-ee-tee, I seen I had freetime on my paws, so I decided I gonna try some of dat der in-teer-ee-ohr dec-o-ratin and lan-scapin like I seen on that cable channel HGTV. MyMama had this one plant for seven-odd years. I done put all dat dirt on the floor thinkin maybe MyDaddy put some Mississippi mud in there fur me so I'd be more comfutabbol with that stuff in the house...

MyMama doan't got dat plant no more...

Well, y'all have a bless-sed day, Biloxi

13 woo woos:

Eva said...

Since the pot says "moo" just tell her that you thought a cow was buried in it and you were trying to rescue it.

Princess Eva

Holly said...

Oh Biloxi, I just LOVE your southern accent!! You remind me of Sitka's mom!

I think you did a great job with that dirt.

Good luck with your surgery. It is really going to help you! We will miss you while you are gone! I hope your humans can keep us updated as to how your surgery goes!! We will be thinking of you and praying for you!


Simba said...

Its an indoor digging pit, how thoughtful.

Simba x

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Hmmmm -

I wonder who will make HULA furst: Woo or Brice?

Keep up the great work!

And yes, I so do like the akhcent - PHBbbbb is khorrekht - it is like hearing Sitka's momma talk!!


Kathryn and Ari said...

Great to finally meet you Biloxi: you are absolutely gorgeous, potting soil and all.

The Army of Four said...

Isn't "moo" just "woo" upside down? You must have thought it was something for woo in there!

Maddox and Shelby on mom's blogspot said...

Woo woo, Biloxi! I talk quite often to folks in Mississippi who work on the Railroad, and why I'd place you from there any day!

That Moo? I agree with the others--gotta have been a cow in there. Looks to me like your momma must've had it there for you to get exercise, which is very important before surgery. Yup.

You take care now--we will miss you! We'll miss your peoples, and your big brothers and sister, too. :)

Indy said...

Good luck Biloxi! Hey, I would have thought that was an indoor digging hole too. My mom said to tell your mom to spray the plants with something called Bitter Apple for a few weeks...that's what she had to do to get me to leave the plants alone.

Simcha said...

Nothing says I love you like dirt!

Amici said...

Great work! You took a step further and worked on the plants INSIDE. Most pups start with the outside stuff first and then head inside. Brave!

We have to admit we do feel sorry for your Mom's plant though. Maybe you can convince your Pa to buy her another one.

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

Great job Biloxi. I, for one, think the house looks much better now.


The Daily Echo said...

That's quite a southern drawl you've done got there! I see you've got gardening skills just like me.

Tucker said...

Hey, buddy! Good job! I don't know what your mom was thinking, bringing plants inside!