Donts I gots me a purty smile.
Dat be da good news, now da nots so good news...
Kelsey Ann gots herself toothz problems too and I reckon she gonna be losin a tooth or two. She be goin to the vee-ee-tee on Thursday to see 'bout gettin some ant-ay-buy-ah-ticks and be gettin on the doctah's sked-yule to get the bad tooth pulled out. That be the same day I be goin' to the bone doctah to see 'bout gettin' my broken bones all fixed.
The other toothz issue is Kelsey Ann seems to be gettin long in the tooth. She's told y'all 'bout her hearin problems and her joint pain. One of da things dat seemed to go 'long widda joint pain was lots of pacin 'round and pantin. MyMama and MyDaddy and da doctah been thinkin dat it was pain management. But, in da last coup-lah weeks she gots herself anuder problem. She been doin her buzness on da floor from time to time. MyMama and MyDaddy been tryin to figger out what in tarnation be wrong wid dat ol bat. So they dids some research on the internet and found dat Kelsey Ann gots herself a whole mess of da simpsons of doggy dementia. MyMama and MyDaddy gonna talk to da doctah on Thursday night and see what he thinks. Doggy dementia been gettin press las couplah weeks cause da Phil-ee-del-fia Een-kwi-er-er done a story 'bout it. Click here to see da video. Da simpsons dat Doctah Foster and Doctah Smith give are (widda ones dat Kelsey Ann gots in red):
Gettin los in places da doggy should be knowin, likes da home or backyard
Gettin trapped behinds furniture or in cornahrs of da room
Trouble findin an usin doors and climbin up stairs
Not knowin her name or commands dat she always did know
Not wantin to be 'round peoples, play, go for walks, or go outside
Not knowin' family members faces, toys, etc.
Tremblin an shakin, while standin or lyin down
Wanderin aimlessly 'round da house
Hard time learnin new tasks, commands, or routes
Does her buzness in da house, regardless of often she goin outside
Sleeps in da day, and not at night
Be starin at walls or off into da yonder and is startled by lighting, the tee-vee, etc.
Seekin less and less of your attenshun, praise, and play
Not wantin to take treats, drink fresh water, or eat fresh food
So, we all be hopin dat it ain't be doggy dementia dat KelseyAnn gots. Be sayin yo prayers for her.
Well, dat be 'bout it. Oh yeah... Gotta show y'all anuder blog-a-thon pic-sher. 'Member, da blog-a-thon be all 'bout helpin poor-li'l-gots no home doggies like me. I picked dis one cause it be of a bar-b-que apron. Ya gotta use your toothz to eat and bar-b-que be good eatin... Pulled pork, wet ribs, dry ribs, pigs in a pit, corn on da cob, frog legs in sauce, squirrel - dat all be good eats.
Y'all have a bless-sed day.